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Name Your Joke
1332) dragon boy  
2.0.50727; 3.0.30618; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
What weighs more a 100 quarters or a 100 bucks?

The Punchline:
100 bucks (deer)
1331) Jamie Chadwick  
Location:
bolton
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506; 3.5.21022)
The Joke or Riddle:
yo mamas so small she jumped of a curb landed into a puddle and got gold for the 2012 Olympics.

The Punchline:
cool cool cool cool cool smile smile smile
1330) kYLIE'S BOO JOKE  
Location:
USA
) 32.0 3.0.195.21 532.0
The Joke or Riddle:
knock knock Who's there? boo Boo who? aw don't cry, its just a joke

The Punchline:
razz (stick out tongue) get it boo who like boo hoo LOL smile
ruby Tuesday, April 5, 2011 23:35
good one big grin big grin big grin big grin cool cool cool
1329) VARSHA 
Location:
ABU DHABI
2.0.50727; 3.5.30729; 3.0.30618)
The Joke or Riddle:
IF AN APLLE KEEPS A DOCTOR AWAY , THEN WHAT WILL AN ONION ?

The Punchline:
IT WILL KEEP YOU AWAY U FOREVER. big grin confused smile cool wink
1328) Katy  
Location:
the box behind Walmart
AOL 9.5; AOLBuild 4337.29;
The Joke or Riddle:
how do you drown a blonde?

The Punchline:
put a mirror in the bottom of a river
1327) Caitlyn Izzit 
Location:
somwhere over the rainbow, Mic
AOL 9.5; AOLBuild 4337.29;
The Joke or Riddle:
What runs but never walks, wat makes noises, but doesn't talk?

The Punchline:
A river!! razz (stick out tongue) smile big grin wink
1326) kl 
Location:
earth
9.0.13) 2009073022 3.0.13
The Joke or Riddle:
i am as light as a feather, yet even the strongest man on earth can't hold me more than a minute. What am i

The Punchline:
breath
1325) Lil Ace  
Location:
Lafayette,LA 70506
9.1.2) 20090729 3.5.2
The Joke or Riddle:
Yo mama so ugly they gonna move Halloween to her birthday

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic) smile razz (stick out tongue)
1324) mike 
9.0.13) 2009073022 3.0.13 (3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
what is black and white and read all over

The Punchline:
newspaper
1323) flame 
Location:
texas
9.1.1) 20090715 YFF35 3.5.1
The Joke or Riddle:
what did the whale say to the other whale?

The Punchline:
say it dont spray it smile
1 Jackie  
Location:
Salem,SC
) ; 2.0.50727; 10.3.79.0; yie8)
The Joke or Riddle:
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

The Punchline:
Q: Why don't men trust women?

A: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
1321) shantelle 
Location:
nz
2.0.50727; 3.0.04506;
The Joke or Riddle:
why did the parrot cross the road

The Punchline:
TO SHOW HE WASNT A CHICKEN!!!!! big grin
1320) Patricia  
Location:
Australia
2.0.50727; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
What did the kiwi tomato say to the american tomato?

The Punchline:
KETCHUP!!! smile smile smile smile wink wink embarrassment embarrassment big grin
1319) Danii d  
Location:
xxSmiThIlLSxx
322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30; 3.0.04506.648; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
Your momas so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth!

The Punchline:
cool Yo will
1318) u cant joke 
Location:
somewhere
/9.64 ( ) 2.1.1
The Joke or Riddle:
your so ugly people use your picture to scare buglars.

The Punchline:
smile smile smile smile cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
1317) u cant joke 
Location:
somewhere
/9.64 ( ) 2.1.1
The Joke or Riddle:
Your mum is so fat that when her photo was on the newspaper it said to be continued.

The Punchline:
#@*%!
1316) rick  
Location:
up yor but
) 30.5 2.0.172.33 530.5
The Joke or Riddle:
yo maam's so fat wen she saw duh h super boll she brought a spoon!!!! A SPOON!!!!!!!

The Punchline:
ther e is nOne!!!1111! smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile
1315) neka  
Location:
miami
322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729; .2)
The Joke or Riddle:
what is the word that is broken when you speak? SILENCE

The Punchline:
embarrassment



GET IT SILENCE
1314) ashley  
Location:
aruba
2.0.50727; .1.3; .0.0; 3.5.30729; 3.0.30618; MSN ;ENUS)
The Joke or Riddle:
why do students do their math multiplication on the floor

The Punchline:
smile because the teacher said do it without using tables smile
1313) corey brooks  
Location:
bolton
322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30; 3.0.04506.648; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729)
The Joke or Riddle:
why are babies so good at basketball? because there good at dribbling

The Punchline:
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool smile smile smile smile smile smile smile
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