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What weighs more a 100 quarters or a 100 bucks? The Punchline: 100 bucks (deer) |
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yo mamas so small she jumped of a curb landed into a puddle and got gold for the 2012 Olympics. The Punchline:  
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knock knock Who's there? boo Boo who? aw don't cry, its just a joke The Punchline:  get it boo who like boo hoo LOL
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IF AN APLLE KEEPS A DOCTOR AWAY , THEN WHAT WILL AN ONION ? The Punchline: IT WILL KEEP YOU AWAY U FOREVER.   
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how do you drown a blonde? The Punchline: put a mirror in the bottom of a river |
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What runs but never walks, wat makes noises, but doesn't talk? The Punchline: A river!!
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i am as light as a feather, yet even the strongest man on earth can't hold me more than a minute. What am i The Punchline: breath |
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Yo mama so ugly they gonna move Halloween to her birthday The Punchline: 
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what is black and white and read all over The Punchline: newspaper |
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what did the whale say to the other whale? The Punchline: say it dont spray it
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A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!" The Punchline: Q: Why don't men trust women? A: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. |
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why did the parrot cross the road The Punchline: TO SHOW HE WASNT A CHICKEN!!!!!
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What did the kiwi tomato say to the american tomato? The Punchline: KETCHUP!!! 
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Your momas so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth! The Punchline: Yo will
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your so ugly people use your picture to scare buglars. The Punchline:
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Your mum is so fat that when her photo was on the newspaper it said to be continued. The Punchline: 
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yo maam's so fat wen she saw duh h super boll she brought a spoon!!!! A SPOON!!!!!!! The Punchline: ther e is nOne!!!1111!
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what is the word that is broken when you speak? SILENCE The Punchline: GET IT SILENCE |
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why do students do their math multiplication on the floor The Punchline: because the teacher said do it without using tables
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why are babies so good at basketball? because there good at dribbling The Punchline:
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