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Wednesday, December 19, 2018 02:51
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Name Your Joke
1433) jeff Wehr  
Location:
waueksha
 WOW64) 37.36  33.0.1750.117 537.36

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the cat go to Minnesota

The Punchline:
wink to get a mini- soda!!!!!! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%!
1432) swampy  
Location:
Texarkana
 4.0.4; LG-MS770 Build/IMM76I) 34.30  534.30

The Joke or Riddle:
what are three two letter words meaning short?

The Punchline:
is it in eek!
1431) sammy smith 
    GTB7.4;  2.0.50727;  3.5.30729; 3.0.30618;   5.15.2.23037)

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic)
1430) bob 
Location:
england
 WOW64) 37.22  25.0.1364.97 537.22

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the wee chimney say to the big chimney

The Punchline:
your to young to be smoking
1429) abhijith  
Location:
london
  26.0.1410.65 537.31

The Joke or Riddle:
Q: What does an Island and the letter T have in common?

The Punchline:
A: "They're both in the middle of wa'T'er

cool
1428) DorieT  
Location:
Chicago Illinois
   GTB7.4;    ) ; 322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.04506.30; 3.0.04506.648; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the deer always pay his taxes on time?

The Punchline:
He didn't want to buck the system.
1427) DJUB  
Location:
florida
 37.22  25.0.1364.172 537.22

The Joke or Riddle:
a plane crashes between florida and georiga where do you bury the survivors?

The Punchline:
smile you don't bury survivors
1426) Kelly McRainey Moore  
 ) 19.0

The Joke or Riddle:
Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Fiona asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore. Murphy asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies Fiona. "Well," says Murphy, "Neither would Tom O'Brien."

The Punchline:
Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Fiona asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore.

Murphy asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"

"Of course I wouldn't," replies Fiona.

"Well," says Murphy, "Neither would Tom O'Brien."
1425) Xterra  

The Joke or Riddle:
A man came home to discover his mother-in-law on the floor, unconscious. He took her to the hospital immediately afterward. After an agonizing three-n'-a-half-hour wait, a doctor came out to talk to the man. The doctor said, "I've got bad news, and I've got good news." The man says, "Aw, gimme the badd news." The doctor replies, "She's not going to die. She has had a massive stroke, and she can no longer speak; if she tries to, she just makes this horrendous screeching noise. Also, the stroke has disabled the use of her arms; you're going to have to feed her baby food three times a day for the rest of her life. Also, it's made her incontinent; you'll have to change her diaper two-to-three times a day for the rest of her life as well." The man, aghast, says "Oh my GOD…what's the GOOD news?"

The Punchline:
The doctor replies with a smile, "I'm just kiddin' with ya- she died!"
1424) kittycatluver1234 
 WOW64) 37.17  24.0.1312.57 537.17

The Joke or Riddle:
Q: What did the polar bear say when he saw the igloo? A: Crunchy on the outside with a nice chewy center!!!! Lol hahahahaha

The Punchline:
Hi do u think its funny? Lol smile
1423) Ally 
 rv:16.0) 16.0

The Joke or Riddle:
Bill Gates enters heaven. St Pete shows him where he will stay; in a little cottage. He decides to explore the area. He finds that the captain of the Titanic is living in a big mansion.

The Punchline:
Bill asks St Pete about this and St Pete says, "Even he only crashed once."
1422) Theodore 
Location:
Philippines

The Joke or Riddle:
What day do fishes don't like? Fry-Day!

The Punchline:
smile smile
1421) Phill  
   322; 2.0.50727; .1; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729;  .0E)

The Joke or Riddle:
What's Black and white, Black and white, Black and white…ect…ect…ect

The Punchline:
A Nun rolling down hill. razz (stick out tongue)
1420) Phil 
Location:
Texas
   322; 2.0.50727; .1; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729;  .0E)

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you get when you cross an elephant, and a Rino,together?

The Punchline:
Elephino (Hell if I know)
1419) pavanee  
Location:
newjersey
 rv:16.0) 16.0

The Joke or Riddle:
what has arms and legs but no face? chair

The Punchline:
chair big grin
1418) Chris Lewey Jr.  
Location:
Kansas City, MO
 37.11  23.0.1271.64 537.11

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the skeleton cross the road?

The Punchline:
To get to the body shop!! cool
1417) peetrok 
Location:
brooklyn
34.57.2  5.1.7 534.57.2

The Joke or Riddle:
how do u spell farm?

The Punchline:
E I E I O. confused
1416) Phil  
Location:
Texas
   322; 2.0.50727; .1; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729;  .0E)

The Joke or Riddle:
3 men all in a single line, one behind the other, was walking down the street. All three of them walked into a Bar…..

The Punchline:
You'd figure that the two behind the first one would have saw it! big grin
1415) Colton Gladden  
Location:
Pinson, AL
   SearchToolbar 1  BTRS129061; GTB7.4; 322; 2.0.50727; 3.0.4506.2152; 3.5.30729;   .1)

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did pacman eat the ghost?

The Punchline:
Because he was a ghost buster. smile
1414) Rd nard 
Location:
Cameroon
 ) 34.1  6.0.437.3 534.1

The Joke or Riddle:
A son asking his father for an advice on what kind of gift for… Father it is valentines today, please tell me what can i give my girlfriend. How is she? father asked. She is beautiful and above all she is caring. Father said give her my number.

The Punchline:
eek!
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