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The Joke or Riddle: Q: What does an Island and the letter T have in common?
The Punchline: A: "They're both in the middle of wa'T'er
1428)
DorieT
Location: Chicago Illinois
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 08:06
The Joke or Riddle: Why did the deer always pay his taxes on time?
The Punchline: He didn't want to buck the system.
1427)
DJUB
Location: florida
Friday, March 29, 2013 01:11
The Joke or Riddle: a plane crashes between florida and georiga where do you bury the survivors?
The Punchline: you don't bury survivors
1426)
Kelly McRainey Moore
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 13:22
The Joke or Riddle: Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Fiona asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore.
Murphy asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"
"Of course I wouldn't," replies Fiona.
"Well," says Murphy, "Neither would Tom O'Brien."
The Punchline: Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Fiona asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore.
Murphy asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"
"Of course I wouldn't," replies Fiona.
"Well," says Murphy, "Neither would Tom O'Brien."
1425)
Xterra
Saturday, February 23, 2013 22:00
The Joke or Riddle: A man came home to discover his mother-in-law on the floor, unconscious. He took her to the hospital immediately afterward. After an agonizing three-n'-a-half-hour wait, a doctor came out to talk to the man. The doctor said, "I've got bad news, and I've got good news." The man says, "Aw, gimme the badd news." The doctor replies, "She's not going to die. She has had a massive stroke, and she can no longer speak; if she tries to, she just makes this horrendous screeching noise. Also, the stroke has disabled the use of her arms; you're going to have to feed her baby food three times a day for the rest of her life. Also, it's made her incontinent; you'll have to change her diaper two-to-three times a day for the rest of her life as well." The man, aghast, says "Oh my GOD...what's the GOOD news?"
The Punchline: The doctor replies with a smile, "I'm just kiddin' with ya- she died!"
1424)
kittycatluver1234
Thursday, February 7, 2013 00:22
The Joke or Riddle: Q: What did the polar bear say when he saw the igloo?
A: Crunchy on the outside with a nice chewy center!!!! Lol hahahahaha
The Punchline: Hi do u think its funny? Lol
1423)
Ally
Friday, December 7, 2012 09:43
The Joke or Riddle: Bill Gates enters heaven. St Pete shows him where he will stay; in a little cottage. He decides to explore the area. He finds that the captain of the Titanic is living in a big mansion.
The Punchline: Bill asks St Pete about this and St Pete says, "Even he only crashed once."
1422)
Theodore
Location: Philippines
Friday, December 7, 2012 08:18
The Joke or Riddle: What day do fishes don't like?
Fry-Day!
The Punchline:
1421)
Phill
Tuesday, November 27, 2012 13:05
The Joke or Riddle: What's Black and white, Black and white, Black and white...ect...ect...ect
The Punchline: A Nun rolling down hill.
1420)
Phil
Location: Texas
Tuesday, November 20, 2012 08:15
The Joke or Riddle: what do you get when you cross an elephant, and a Rino,together?
The Punchline: Elephino (Hell if I know)
1419)
pavanee
Location: newjersey
Monday, November 19, 2012 20:56
The Joke or Riddle: what has arms and legs but no face?
chair
The Punchline: chair
1418)
Chris Lewey Jr.
Location: Kansas City, MO
Sunday, November 18, 2012 16:57
The Joke or Riddle: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
The Punchline: To get to the body shop!!
1417)
peetrok
Location: brooklyn
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 23:38
The Joke or Riddle: how do u spell farm?
The Punchline: E I E I O.
1416)
Phil
Location: Texas
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:31
The Joke or Riddle: 3 men all in a single line, one behind the other, was walking down the street. All three of them walked into a Bar.....
The Punchline: You'd figure that the two behind the first one would have saw it!
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Friday, April 26, 2013 10:35
you don't bury survivors
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