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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 15:32
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1429) abhijith  Male
Location:
london
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_6_8) AppleWebKit/537.31 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/26.0.1410.65 Safari/537.31
Friday, April 26, 2013 10:35 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Q: What does an Island and the letter T have in common?

The Punchline:
A: "They're both in the middle of wa'T'er

cool
1428) DorieT  Female
Location:
Chicago Illinois
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013 08:06 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the deer always pay his taxes on time?

The Punchline:
He didn't want to buck the system.
1427) DJUB  Male
Location:
florida
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Friday, March 29, 2013 01:11 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
a plane crashes between florida and georiga where do you bury the survivors?

The Punchline:
smile you don't bury survivors
1426) Kelly McRainey Moore  Female
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; rv:19.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/19.0
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 13:22 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Fiona asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore. Murphy asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies Fiona. "Well," says Murphy, "Neither would Tom O'Brien."

The Punchline:
Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Fiona asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore.

Murphy asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"

"Of course I wouldn't," replies Fiona.

"Well," says Murphy, "Neither would Tom O'Brien."
1425) Xterra  Male
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Saturday, February 23, 2013 22:00 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
A man came home to discover his mother-in-law on the floor, unconscious. He took her to the hospital immediately afterward. After an agonizing three-n'-a-half-hour wait, a doctor came out to talk to the man. The doctor said, "I've got bad news, and I've got good news." The man says, "Aw, gimme the badd news." The doctor replies, "She's not going to die. She has had a massive stroke, and she can no longer speak; if she tries to, she just makes this horrendous screeching noise. Also, the stroke has disabled the use of her arms; you're going to have to feed her baby food three times a day for the rest of her life. Also, it's made her incontinent; you'll have to change her diaper two-to-three times a day for the rest of her life as well." The man, aghast, says "Oh my GOD...what's the GOOD news?"

The Punchline:
The doctor replies with a smile, "I'm just kiddin' with ya- she died!"
1424) kittycatluver1234 
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Thursday, February 7, 2013 00:22 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Q: What did the polar bear say when he saw the igloo? A: Crunchy on the outside with a nice chewy center!!!! Lol hahahahaha

The Punchline:
Hi do u think its funny? Lol smile
1423) Ally 
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; rv:16.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/16.0
Friday, December 7, 2012 09:43 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Bill Gates enters heaven. St Pete shows him where he will stay; in a little cottage. He decides to explore the area. He finds that the captain of the Titanic is living in a big mansion.

The Punchline:
Bill asks St Pete about this and St Pete says, "Even he only crashed once."
1422) Theodore 
Location:
Philippines
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; MSIE 9.0; Windows NT 6.1; Trident/5.0)
Friday, December 7, 2012 08:18 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
What day do fishes don't like? Fry-Day!

The Punchline:
smile smile
1421) Phill  Male
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Tuesday, November 27, 2012 13:05 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
What's Black and white, Black and white, Black and white...ect...ect...ect

The Punchline:
A Nun rolling down hill. razz (stick out tongue)
1420) Phil 
Location:
Texas
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 5.1; Trident/4.0; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; InfoPath.1; .NET CLR 3.0.4506.2152; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; .NET4.0C; .NET4.0E)
Tuesday, November 20, 2012 08:15 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
what do you get when you cross an elephant, and a Rino,together?

The Punchline:
Elephino (Hell if I know)
1419) pavanee  Female
Location:
newjersey
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 5.1; rv:16.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/16.0
Monday, November 19, 2012 20:56 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
what has arms and legs but no face? chair

The Punchline:
chair big grin
1418) Chris Lewey Jr.  Male
Location:
Kansas City, MO
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Sunday, November 18, 2012 16:57 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the skeleton cross the road?

The Punchline:
To get to the body shop!! cool
1417) peetrok 
Location:
brooklyn
IP logged Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_6_8) AppleWebKit/534.57.2 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1.7 Safari/534.57.2
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 23:38 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
how do u spell farm?

The Punchline:
E I E I O. confused
1416) Phil  Male
Location:
Texas
IP logged Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 5.1; Trident/4.0; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; InfoPath.1; .NET CLR 3.0.4506.2152; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; .NET4.0C; .NET4.0E)
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 12:31 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
3 men all in a single line, one behind the other, was walking down the street. All three of them walked into a Bar.....

The Punchline:
You'd figure that the two behind the first one would have saw it! big grin
1415) Colton Gladden  Male
Location:
Pinson, AL
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Sunday, November 11, 2012 19:57 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did pacman eat the ghost?

The Punchline:
Because he was a ghost buster. smile
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