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Wednesday, November 26, 2014 06:14
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1435) Mridul kalita 
Location:
india
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Thursday, August 14, 2014 18:58 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:


The Punchline:
confused
1434) kingdaddy  Male
Location:
street's
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Friday, August 1, 2014 13:18 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:


The Punchline:
cool
1433) jeff Wehr  Female
Location:
waueksha
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Thursday, February 27, 2014 05:16 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the cat go to Minnesota

The Punchline:
wink to get a mini- soda!!!!!! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%! #@*%!
1432) swampy  Male
Location:
Texarkana
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Sunday, November 24, 2013 09:48 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
what are three two letter words meaning short?

The Punchline:
is it in eek!
1431) sammy smith 
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Monday, June 10, 2013 04:01 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic)
1430) bob 
Location:
england
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Wednesday, May 29, 2013 22:15 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the wee chimney say to the big chimney

The Punchline:
your to young to be smoking
1429) abhijith  Male
Location:
london
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Friday, April 26, 2013 14:35 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Q: What does an Island and the letter T have in common?

The Punchline:
A: "They're both in the middle of wa'T'er

cool
1428) DorieT  Female
Location:
Chicago Illinois
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:06 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Why did the deer always pay his taxes on time?

The Punchline:
He didn't want to buck the system.
1427) DJUB  Male
Location:
florida
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Friday, March 29, 2013 05:11 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
a plane crashes between florida and georiga where do you bury the survivors?

The Punchline:
smile you don't bury survivors
1426) Kelly McRainey Moore  Female
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Wednesday, March 27, 2013 17:22 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Fiona asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore. Murphy asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies Fiona. "Well," says Murphy, "Neither would Tom O'Brien."

The Punchline:
Murphy comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Fiona asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore.

Murphy asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"

"Of course I wouldn't," replies Fiona.

"Well," says Murphy, "Neither would Tom O'Brien."
1425) Xterra  Male
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Sunday, February 24, 2013 03:00 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
A man came home to discover his mother-in-law on the floor, unconscious. He took her to the hospital immediately afterward. After an agonizing three-n'-a-half-hour wait, a doctor came out to talk to the man. The doctor said, "I've got bad news, and I've got good news." The man says, "Aw, gimme the badd news." The doctor replies, "She's not going to die. She has had a massive stroke, and she can no longer speak; if she tries to, she just makes this horrendous screeching noise. Also, the stroke has disabled the use of her arms; you're going to have to feed her baby food three times a day for the rest of her life. Also, it's made her incontinent; you'll have to change her diaper two-to-three times a day for the rest of her life as well." The man, aghast, says "Oh my GOD...what's the GOOD news?"

The Punchline:
The doctor replies with a smile, "I'm just kiddin' with ya- she died!"
1424) kittycatluver1234 
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Thursday, February 7, 2013 05:22 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Q: What did the polar bear say when he saw the igloo? A: Crunchy on the outside with a nice chewy center!!!! Lol hahahahaha

The Punchline:
Hi do u think its funny? Lol smile
1423) Ally 
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Friday, December 7, 2012 14:43 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Bill Gates enters heaven. St Pete shows him where he will stay; in a little cottage. He decides to explore the area. He finds that the captain of the Titanic is living in a big mansion.

The Punchline:
Bill asks St Pete about this and St Pete says, "Even he only crashed once."
1422) Theodore 
Location:
Philippines
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Friday, December 7, 2012 13:18 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
What day do fishes don't like? Fry-Day!

The Punchline:
smile smile
1421) Phill  Male
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Tuesday, November 27, 2012 18:05 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
What's Black and white, Black and white, Black and white...ect...ect...ect

The Punchline:
A Nun rolling down hill. razz (stick out tongue)
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