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Friday, July 25, 2008 02:07
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1224) RainbowBunny 
Location:
UK
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Yesterday at 10:51 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
There is a room, with no door, just one open window. In the room, there is shattered glass, water and.. Jack and Kelly are dead on the floor. How did Jack and Kelly die?

The Punchline:
Jack and Kelly are both goldfish.


They were in the bowl of water, got knocked over by the wind (hense the shattered glass and water) and died.
1223) lottie 
Location:
england
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008 07:13 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
knock knock! whos there? eggburt! eggburt who?

The Punchline:
eggburt no bacon(lol) wink
1222) DEANTONECIA  Female
Location:
FARMERVILLE ,LA 708 WEST BAYOU
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 19:33 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
WHAT KIND OF KEY DOES NOT UNLOCK A DOOR

The Punchline:
A DONKEY big grin
1221) rayon 
Location:
whales
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Saturday, July 19, 2008 15:01 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
what dissapears when you stand up??

The Punchline:
confused

answer: your lap
1220) LoREn 12 
Location:
Engalnd oo oo
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Saturday, July 19, 2008 06:13 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
there is a bungalow wid yellow chairs yellow floor and a yellow kitchen wat colour are the stairs ..........????

The Punchline:
they aint a colour because bugalows dont have stairs Lmao! big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) razz (stick out tongue) big grin big grin big grin big grin
1219) Chantal =]  Male
Location:
england
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Saturday, July 19, 2008 05:47 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
What did the docter give to the chick when he wass i'll..??

The Punchline:
tweetment, ,, Lol roll eyes (sarcastic) razz (stick out tongue) big grin smile embarrassment cool eek! confused #@*%! frown wink
1218) Chantal lee  Female
Location:
england
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Saturday, July 19, 2008 05:41 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
not a joke or a riddle its a saying , ,,JUST BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT !, ,,IF U WANT A RAINBOW THEN U R GONNA HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE RAIN LOL THANKS X

The Punchline:
Thank wink
1217) Trevor L  Male
Location:
Europe
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Saturday, July 12, 2008 17:07 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife lately?

The Punchline:
Neither has he. smile
1216) kimberley clark  Female
Location:
united kingdom
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Sunday, June 29, 2008 02:43 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney

The Punchline:
ur to yung to smoke
1215) haz  Male
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Thursday, June 26, 2008 16:43 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
what did the famer say when he lost his tractor?

The Punchline:
confused wheres my tractor!! lol roll eyes (sarcastic)
1214) lola  Female
Location:
london
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Thursday, June 26, 2008 15:18 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
what has a bed bu tnever goes to sleep?

The Punchline:
river cool razz (stick out tongue)
1213) bri 
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008 22:20 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The Punchline:
confused wink smile because chickens were not created yet!!
1212) simon 
Location:
japan
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008 16:05 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
why did the japanese chicken cross the road?

The Punchline:
to get to the sushi pala wink
1211) neisha  Female
Location:
sumta
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Saturday, June 21, 2008 01:05 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
IF THERE WERE 5 FISH IN A POND,AND 1 DROWN HOW MANY ARE LEFT

The Punchline:
5 BECAUSE FISH DON'T DROWN
1210) Gena  Female
Location:
Indiana
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Friday, June 20, 2008 12:34 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a mouse with big ears?

The Punchline:
An ElePHANT! frown
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