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Thursday, May 24, 2012 05:16
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1422) sweetie 
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Monday, May 21, 2012 10:07 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
A cow was crossing the road wen a chicken ran up to it and said......

The Punchline:
......" Don't do it! You'll never here the end of it! Trust me; i've been here before."
1421) nomnom 
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Saturday, May 12, 2012 22:23 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
how do you kill a blonde?

The Punchline:
You tape a scratch and sniff to the bottom of the pool razz (stick out tongue)
1420) Kylie 
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012 13:28 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
A chemistry teacher asks his class: Anyone know any good chemistry jokes?

The Punchline:
A student replies,"Na."
1419) santho  Female
Location:
chennai
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Thursday, April 5, 2012 01:25 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
If a dog's tail is cut, where will it get back it's tail again?

The Punchline:
At a RE-TAIL SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! confused
1418) Oscar Brear  Male
Location:
England
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Monday, April 2, 2012 06:31 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

The Punchline:
smile frown wink embarrassment big grin razz (stick out tongue) cool roll eyes (sarcastic) #@*%! eek! confused
1417) bigbill1961  Male
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Thursday, March 22, 2012 20:08 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

The Punchline:
A stick.
1416) Jodine Saunders  Female
Location:
New Zealand
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Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:59 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
What is purple and smells like paint

The Punchline:
Purple paint!
1415) Vijk TAE  Male
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Friday, March 16, 2012 07:21 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
FUNNY JOKES

The Punchline:
roll eyes (sarcastic) smile
1414) DD 
Location:
ME
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Sunday, March 4, 2012 11:42 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:


The Punchline:
#@*%! confused frown BAD
1413) katherine 
Location:
bedford
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012 14:29 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The Punchline:
the man says:
"You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

phaa lol thats funny! smile
1412) sophie 
Location:
usa
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Sunday, February 12, 2012 15:03 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
At a bank why do they leave the doors open and chain the pens to the desk?

The Punchline:
its opposite
1411) kago  Male
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Saturday, February 4, 2012 15:47 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:


The Punchline:
javascript:emoticon('razz (stick out tongue)')
1410) helga  Male
Location:
boo ya
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012 04:31 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
I was goin to tell you this joke about a bank

The Punchline:
but i lost interest wink
1409) jocelyn  Female
Location:
new kent
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Monday, December 19, 2011 16:25 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
why was the tomato blushing

The Punchline:
it saw the ranch dressing embarrassment eek!
1408) th egret 
Location:
yhnsdyhn
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Monday, November 28, 2011 16:59 Write a comment

The Joke or Riddle:
a cowboy rode into town on friday, stayed there for 2 days and left on friday. How'd he do it?

The Punchline:
the horse's name is Friday! big grin
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